The Bored Modern Ape
You wake up, the sunrays hit your eyes. You miss the sweet slumber of dream already. The place where everything was “perfect”.
Glancing at the clock you realize, that you overslept.
It’s half past nine and you’re still in your bed.
“Not again”, you say to yourself.
The task you’ve been putting aside for the whole week to do this fine morning, vanishes to the realms of impossibility.
“Tomorrow for sure”, you mutter to yourself.
You go to the bathroom, and look at the face in front of you.
From the other side, a squinty, raunchy looking fella looks at you.
The weight of the toothbrush seems very heavy this morning.
To splash the face with cold stream of water, that too is a task too bold.
This day, you hope will blur itself with the rest of your days.
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Your appetite is lost. No wonder you feel weak.
“Fuck it, I’ll have an early lunch”.
You open the phone and glance at the abyss that is the internet.
The Nietzsche quote “If you stare into the Abyss long enough the Abyss stares back at you ” seems sincere
The world doesn’t look so great right now.
The government is corrupt, incompetent and fails to represent the mass.
People are selfish, cruel, short-sighted and stupid.
Some cute animal just went extinct.
HEYY?? Another WAR?
Floods? AGAINN?
The country is at the brink of civil war
BUT HEY!! SMILE :) , before you log off , here is a new shirt that’s on sale.


